What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your twin flame story?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.